Hu's on first

Ask Mary what's the name of the president of China. Go ahead, I dare you.
You: What's the name of the president of China?
Mary: Hu.
You: The president of China.
Mary: Hu's the president of China.
You: That's what I'm trying to find out.

OR

Mary: Ask me who's the president of China.
You: Who's the president of China?
Mary: You're right!

Audrey loves to make up variations on "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Sometimes the answers make sense, sometimes they don't. On our bus tour of Nassau, the driver asked if anyone had any questions, and Audrey raised her hand and asked, "Why did the duck cross the road?" That time the answer was, "Because he wanted to wear a tutu!"